Funny Quotes

[Maraxus of Keld]

I have this great quote (at least, I think so) that I wanted to put in my signature, but I just couldn't bear to get rid of my current sig, so I'm just gonna post this quote here instead. Feel free to add any other funny quotes you know of. So anyway, here's the quote:

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another which states that this has already happened." ;D

[Butcher Orgg(s)]

*ShrugS* In my opinion, not one of the greatest thigh-slappers of all time, but still funny.

Of Douglas Adam's work, I personally prefer the Dirk Gently novels to the Hitchiker's Guide series.

[Maraxus of Keld]

Well, I liked the quote about how man proves God doesn't exist because he does exist, but I can't remember where it's at in the book to go find it.

[chainer]

i got a good qoute...



"in the name of all that is pure and good AND all things parshaly higroginated! I....uh...I....I SQUERTS MY YOGURTS!!!!!!!!" now picture the hulk with a tiny green cape and he squeeks whenever he moves, saying that.