Song set

[Disco Bandit]

Smile Like You Mean It
2
Enchantment
All Creatures are white, in addition to their original colors.
Whenever a white creature deals damage, its controller gains life equal to the damage dealt.

"And someone is calling my name
From the back of the restaurant
And someone is playing a game
In the house that I grew up in
And someone will drive her around
Down the same streets that I did
On the same streets that I did"
Smile Like You Mean It- The Killers

[Disco Bandit]

Walk Idiot Walk

Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature attacks each turn if able.

"See that idiot walk
See that idiot talk
See that idiot shock up his name on the backboard
See that robot walk
See that robot talk
See that robot write up his name on the battle
They say this is all I need you to get by
The truth is, baby, it's a lie-ie-ie-ie-ie"
Walk Idiot Walk- The Hives

[Disco Bandit]

what's wrong with you people? am i the only one posting here or what? Let's get some more song cards goin'!

[Maraxus of Keld]

The New Cult King
Casting cost:
Legendary Creature - Lord
3/3

When The New Cult King comes into play, choose a creature type other than Cleric, Soldier, Wizard, Merfolk, Zombie, Goblin, Elf, Beast, or Bird.
Creatures of the chosen type get +2/+2

Flavor text: "From A Black Hole I Crawl, I Crawl
Beneath My Halo Emanating T
The Only Proof You Need
Is That You Know
And Today's Way's Divine
Right Brainwashed Overnight"
--Mushroomhead, "The New Cult King"

[Maraxus of Keld]

Strip the Soul
Casting cost: 2
Sorcery

Remove target nonblack creature from the game. Gain life equal to its toughness.

"This machine
Is there to please
Strip the soul
Fill the hole
A fire to feed
A belt to bleed
Strip the soul
Kill them all"
--Porcupine Tree, "Strip the Soul"

[Maraxus of Keld]

Kung-Fu Dancing
Casting cost: 1
Instant

All Monks and Samurai get +1/+3 until end of turn.

Everybody was kung fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing.

[Disco Bandit]

St. Jimmy
2
Legendary Creature- Saint
Whenever a player says the name of this card, the controller of this card puts a wear-out counter on St. Jimmy.
When St. Jimmy has ten or more Wear-out counters on it, remove all counters and destroy all creatures except St. Jimmy.
2/3
"My name is Jimmy and you better not wear it out
Suicide gone mental that your momma talked about
King of the forty theives
Didn't mean to represent
That needle in the vein of the establishment"
-Green Day "St. Jimmy"

[Disco Bandit]

The View
2
Enchantment
Creatures you control get +3/+3 and have "Sacrifice this creature, deal damage to target creature equal to its power."
"Life it rents us.
And yeah I hope it put plenty on you.
Well I hope mine did too.

As life gets longer, awful feels softer.
Well it feels pretty soft to me.
And if it takes shit to make bliss,
then I feel pretty blissfully." -Modest Mouse "The View"

[Maraxus of Keld]

I Died For You
Casting cost: 1
Instant

Sacrifice a creature: Return to play target creature put into a graveyard from play this turn.

"Oh how I love you
The pain won't go away
Oh when I need you
You're always so far away
I cry for you
Leaving myself to blame
I died for you
I gave up everything"
--Iced Earth, "I Died for You"

[Maraxus of Keld]

The Quiet Place
Casting cost: 3
Enchantment

You can't be the target of instants or sorceries your opponents control.

"Drown the monster
Make all bad dreams go away
Whatever it takes to keep your hands free
Open scares, the quiet place
All the bridges fall to the ground and you say you sacrificed"
--In Flames, "The Quiet Place"

[Disco Bandit]

Soldiers of the Wasteland
2
Creature: Zombie Warriors
Swampwalk
Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, that player puts a -1/-1 counter on a creture they control.
3/3

"Burning fires burning lives on the long distant roads
Through the lost mountains endless so far away from home
Warrior soldiers forever we fought long ago
We're all lost in the darkness so far away from home"
DragonForce- Soldiers of the Wastland

[Maraxus of Keld]

Rainbow in the Dark
Casting cost: 1
Enchantment

Instead of their normal mana number and types, all lands produce 1 colorless mana. As an instant, any player may sacrifice a land; if they do so, all lands that player controls produce 1 mana of any color until end of turn.

Flavor text: I cry out for magic
I feel it dancing in the light
It was cruel lost my hold to the shadows of the night
No sign of the morning coming
You've been left on your own
Like a rainbow in the dark
--Dio, "Rainbow in the Dark"

[Maraxus of Keld]

Screaming for Vengeance
2
Instant

For each creature put into your graveyard this turn, Screaming for Vengeance deals 1 damage to target creature or player.

Flavor text: I don't talk about it but that's alright
Table's turned now there's a revenge in sight.
If it takes forever babe I tell ya I can wait
Send them screaming back through their hell's own gate
--Judas Priest, "Screaming for Vengeance"

[Maraxus of Keld]

The Fake Sound of Progress
Casting cost: 2
Enchantment

Nonbasic lands lose all abilities, and gain ": Add 1 to your mana pool."

The more you think, the less you act their way
So can you hear this, the fake sound of progress?
Lostprophets, "The Fake Sound of Progress"

[Maraxus of Keld]

Cry of the Banshee
Casting cost: X
Sorcery

Choose one -- Each player loses X life; or all creatures get -X/-X until end of turn.

Lovers of the dark, step into the light
Can you hear the banshee
Can you hear the Banshee scream
Brocas Helm, "Cry of the Banshee"