Ronald McDonald

Maraxus of Keld
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"I have no master. I am chaos." -Maraxus of Keld

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Ronald McDonald Aug 8, 2004 1:58:23 GMT -6

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Post by Maraxus of Keld on Aug 8, 2004 1:58:23 GMT -6

I saw a spectacular card today on the WotC board. This is what it looks like:

Ronald McDonald
Casting cost:

Creature - Nightmare Horror Demon Clown Legend
Power/toughness: 1/1

When Ronald comes into play put five colorless 0/1 Burger tokens into play.
Sacrifice a Burger: Put a fat counter on target creature.
Creatures with fat counters can't attack.

Direct damage is the enforcer of sanity in Magic. It ends the game when a bunch of dorks clog up the board with 28 variations of Fog Bank, Puppeteer, Silent Arbiter, and Ensnaring Bridge.

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Maraxus of Keld Legend "I have no master. I am chaos." -Maraxus of Keld Posts: 2,132	Ronald McDonald Aug 8, 2004 1:59:04 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Maraxus of Keld on Aug 8, 2004 1:59:04 GMT -6 And the counter... Hamburgler Casting cost: Creature - Rogue Legend 1/1 : Gain control of target burger.
	Direct damage is the enforcer of sanity in Magic. It ends the game when a bunch of dorks clog up the board with 28 variations of Fog Bank, Puppeteer, Silent Arbiter, and Ensnaring Bridge. Index of my decks

Maraxus of Keld Legend "I have no master. I am chaos." -Maraxus of Keld Posts: 2,132	Ronald McDonald Aug 8, 2004 2:20:00 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Maraxus of Keld on Aug 8, 2004 2:20:00 GMT -6 Both these cards came from this thread, which is just full of crazy cards ( I am quite fond of Bringer of the Boosters, myself).
	Direct damage is the enforcer of sanity in Magic. It ends the game when a bunch of dorks clog up the board with 28 variations of Fog Bank, Puppeteer, Silent Arbiter, and Ensnaring Bridge. Index of my decks

Volrath, the Fallen Legend Fizzbitch I stepped out. I did not step down Posts: 901	Ronald McDonald Aug 9, 2004 0:11:00 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Volrath, the Fallen on Aug 9, 2004 0:11:00 GMT -6 hehehe, thats hilarious. i like it
	youtube.com/watch?v=hBA1Y-u5PhI

Disco Bandit Dragon How's that for a slice of fried gold? Posts: 348	Ronald McDonald Sept 15, 2004 23:14:08 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Disco Bandit on Sept 15, 2004 23:14:08 GMT -6 words can't describe how funny that is... Oh wait...HILARIOUS!!!!
	"The fibula is one of the long bones in a mammal's lower leg. It gets its name from the fact that its marrow produces the hormone fibulene, which fuels the brain's ability to construct lies such as this one."

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